Because I feel like it… my #wcw goes out to these two. My amazing #girlfriend @moonlightismagic whom I don’t really know what life was like before I met you most days and my incredibly cute and insane little cousin #Rainee. These two can make my day change for the better instantly.
In conclusion: …..Jade.
added bonus: Boobs.
MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?
Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”
hakuna your tatas omg
DonT HAVE A RACK ATTACK OMFG
I am officially changing to “undo the calamities that are in you mammaries”
"I’m such a fool I can’t be free!”
This actually hurts. Because at this point in the movie that’s exactly how Elsa sees herself. As a villain.
Can you not
Interviewer: What happens when you can’t marry the love of your life?
Cora: You dive deep into magic, kill his wife, kill your daughters fiance, make your daughter marry your love, and ruin everyone’s life.
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