"Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are."
(via suchvodka)


pizza-queen:

I need a massage and cuddles.

don’t we all



musical-treasures:

So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.

This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies <3



i’m so boring

all my friends are going out and making friends and being social

and i’m just sitting at home smoking a cigar and drinking my whiskey

life of a 19yr old college girl



versacepromises:

melodyfranta:

Why does every gay person have to make something that offends straight people?

versacepromises:

melodyfranta:

Why does every gay person have to make something that offends straight people?



aneternalscoutandabrownie:

jamesmdavisson:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE



"The number of spells involving baby parts would surprise you."
Regina, finally answering the question - “why did Rumple always want babies?” (via lanaparrillasituation)


yungwifey:

I almost died

yungwifey:

I almost died

2 days ago with 8622 notes — source yungwifey




indieurban:

slantyapostrophes:

This is my fucking favourite

i think this all the time

indieurban:

slantyapostrophes:

This is my fucking favourite

i think this all the time